Polish instagram girls

It makes me laugh when someone says "you don't need money to be stylish". The truth is that a credit card is the key that opens many doors. My facebook is inundated with photos of Instagram girls(I'm asking: why?! what have I done to be punished?!). More and more girls are becoming prettier, more stylish and  just"cooler" (and I'm in stuck in the middle of nowhere criticizing them and eating junk food). Insta girls are the new phenomena(/horror).

Some ruls that you have to follow if you want be a Polish insta girl:

1. You should build a solid wardrobe. You don't have to be a slave to fashion, but get a pricey swag to.. get on a trend. For example, buy some black string and put it around your neck. High fashion is an easy ride.

2. Post sexually-charged photos. My friend told me that in tinder world they have only a second to decide if you're a "babe" or a "troll".

3. Look gorgeous at the profile photo(yep, with a slap on your face). Obviously, lack of pores and spots is required. Use black-and-white filter to be more mysterious.

4. Food porn. Post photos of your dinner. If you eat something totally normal, sprinkle it with chive o  kale. Make it more stylish xd

Girls, don't get me wrong: be yourself, but don't go to the pubs where I normally go xd

WAGS

WAGS - wife and girlfriends of sports stars.
I will define the abbreviation more precisely without being sarcastic. Wags are the elite of the hottest girls that you can imagine. They say that they have to represent his husbands the best they can...Hmm... They're like fruits.

Orange: orange skin
Watermelon: too sweet, nauseatingly sweet - you need to add some alcohol to bear the flavour. To bear the wag's behavior I recommend you a long drink or a shot -> if you know what I mean xd
Cherry: the stone that you take out is like a sample of wags brain. Microscopic, hard and useless.

Am I jealous? A wag always has a mansion with a back yard, front yard, vegetable garden, winter garden. That means... omg, so many fine gardeners :)
To conclude, as the fortune is increasing, their faces are getting prettier and the brain is... what brain?

La la la

I thought that it was totally outrageous that "La la land" had equaled the record of most Oscar nomination. They can break the record for most wins! So yesterday I went to the cinema to get permission to criticize "La la land".

I won't tell you anything about the plot, but I really enjoyed the movie. "La la land" shows that we don't have to be careful what we wish for, but we should make decisions carefully.
I will present you what people normally do in their life:

School/University:
You learn by heart so many stupid things, you look over your notes before the exam to be sure that you remember every word. Obviously, you live under pressure, because you can't retake an exam. What's more, you submit all the essays that you don't want to write. Consequently, you don't have time to take up a sport or split up with your crush (because you don't have a boyfriend, you're a geek xd).

Work:
You were a great student, but you won't receive fringe benefits, they will offer you minimum wage and make you redundant whenever they want to. You will be stuck behind a desk o glued to a computer screen.

Does it sound familiar? OK, not for everybody. Fortunately, I don't study journalism or couching, so there are sings of hope :D

"La la land" promotes the idea that dreams come true, but we should think "ok, this is the path to the victory, but will it make me happy"?

Chia seeds, goji berries and... KEBAB

    I don't reject the meatless cuisine, but asparagus taste better with parma ham. Ok, I'm a student, so I buy Biedronka's ham. It's tasteless, but a good ketchup can do the trick. Yesterday my friend took me out for a lunch. We went to a meat-free restaurant. I'm getting tired of vegan or vegetarian bars in Poznań. I felt an overwhelming desire to run away.  Won the power of friendship. The menu was a mystery for me. The waitress was really kind trying to explain me the ingredients of the dishes. I didn't follow her. As I had low expectations, the dish I ordered wasn't so bad. Moreover, the chopped kale contains an anti-cancer... something xd Another advantage - kebab bar was near to that restaurant.

    I agree that plants have all the proteins that our body needs. If you want to be a vegetarian or vegan, I respect you and I will support you with pleasure. But you can't think that being vegetarian makes you superior. I've met so many people that thinks that they are more... sensitive? If I were vegan I wouldn't tell it to everybody. I know that your diet reduces the risk of chronic diseases such as heart disease.

    The plan was to write short stories about all the strange things that happen to me (and practice narrative tenses). Unfortunately, something has changed and I have become less clumsy. My friend said bluntly that she didn't get that impression. She is too outspoken. We should talk to each other frankly. I let her read my blog entries... I would like to cite the words of my ex best friend: I'm frustrated with everything that surrounds me.

Why do I love Ireland?

Something has changed in my life since my first trip to Ireland. I substituted Polish butter with the Irish one. OK, I should be a little bit more serious.
Undoubtedly, Ireland is a wonder of nature. I'm pretty sure that sheep outnumber the Irish population. While I was trying to sleep in a bus, sheep seemed like a white specks in the distance. The view was stunning. I would like to say that the hotel in Dublin in which I was staying had a better view. Car parks also can be interesting architecturally.
The landscape in Cork seemed bleak. The night was foggy... and I've got a vivid imagination . Too many gloomy books. I have a strong willing to watch Burton's movies. Sweeney Todd for example. My mum doesn't let me watch that movie, because I always torture her with singing "Johanaaaaaaaa I feeeel youuuuu". I sing like a nightingale. Unfortunately, like a moribund nightingale.
My bucket list is vast as the Irish sea. I have always wanted to drink a beer in an Irish pub. After a long and tiresome search, I found a perfect place. I was in a sweat. I was afraid of buying beer in english. I was trying to overcome my fear, I was overcome with joy when I said correctly "a half PINT of Guinness". That was easy, but the next step was to buy a beer for my friend. I asked if he had a non-alcoholic beer. The typical Irish barman answered me "vvubbhsbdhse." In fact, I didn't understand what he said to me. I flushed and I didn't know what to say. The barman breathed a sigh of relief and explained me that " dsdhsavdkas" was the name of a non-alcoholic beer. He added that non-alcoholic beer is not a beer and it's better to avoid it. It soon became clear that I truly adore Irish pubs.

Johanna:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUvfFKHkKno

The best song ever (please be patient - it's worth waiting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydUUo

Another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg