13 Child slavery

I would like to present some evidences to prove that I'm a victim of slavery. My mother is an unquestioned expert on exploiting her own kids. Let's make something clear - I adore black humour.

clothes

It is believed that there's a relationship between fashion and personality. Unfortunately, I had to wear my brother's clothes (cloths because it all of the clothes were totally shabby). Frankly speaking, if I had to wear it now, I would be the most fashionable girl that you have ever seen. Because of darning some t-shirts seem hand-done :D

rooms

I was born into slavery. I shared the room with my younger brother. Nobody has ever slept over in my room. Thanks, mum. You know how to rile me.

labour

I was forced to work. Have you ever heard about vacuuming the carpets every day(in 14 rooms)? Lucky you! If I had the golden opportunity to work in mine o construction I would prefer it. When I hear the sound of vacuum cleaner my hands start to tremble and my mouth goes dry.

I'm free since I moved out. Slavery no longer exists.

12 prisons

I was quite baffled after watching a documentary about polish prisons. In Poland, some people prefer to be confined to survive harsh winter. In most cases, being sentenced for robbery rid them of many knotty problems, such as supplying water (in some parts of Poland bathroom is still a luxury), fuel or something that could be used to keep the house warm. Moreover, as the food is provided, another worry disappears. May the confinement be a pleasurable experience? Perhaps the major drawback is the lack of alcohol. Even though smoking is banned, everybody smokes (smuggling = new sentence).

My uncle drives prisoners to coal mine. It sounds bad. He told me that he hopes that one day they take him hostage so he will finally spend some time without my aunt's grumbling :D

11 difficult questions

Last week I went to a non-alcoholic party (organized by students!). Surprisingly, a hip flask wasn't needed.The party was f a b u l o u s. Needless to say, I'm not used to spend a whole party without having a sip of beer. In practice, I don't have to rely on alcohol to have fun with complete strangers. How can you organize such type of party in Poland? You have to be ballsy (Should I use this word?) Avoiding alcohol means that you're dull or you've got a problem with it. So during the party one of the girls asked me about unusual hobbies. While I was thinking, the party ended :D

Acting like my grandpa is my unusual hobby. Fishing, pissing my grandma off, newspapers. I'm keen on reading articles. Every Saturday morning I make tea and then I start my press review. I normally have to catch up with all the news from Spain. I have never read anything from the health rubric. It tamps my morning enthusiasm. Would I be cheerful as always if I got to know that my lungs are dying because of smog? Consequently, I'm totally unfamiliar with all the health issues. I remember vividly when my friend told me that I will kick the bucket because of being a total ignorant. I have no clue how I can be healthier, but I know everything about Polish GDP.