Gym or catwalk?

When I was younger and fatter, I was going to the gym six times a week. I invested all my spare time in having a spare figure. Spare, spare, spare. I assure you that I have a wide vocabulary, but a few years ago the word spare was the one that I was using all the time. My mother was working out the details of plan of killing me. I had only two tracksuits so she had to do my laundry every day. I went on a diet so she had a new duty: prepare dietetic meals. But I was a good daughter.

So last month I decided to change something in my life. I looked in the mirror and I thought : "I'm not plump, but I'm totally average-looking. I should cut down on sugar and take up a sport."

The truth is that I'm a little bit lazy. I thought that I could do the long jump or hand-gliding because being clumsy is not a big problem. As my pocket was empty I went to a gym. I did two press-ups. I didn't want to do more because the floor was... mucky. While I was running on the treadmill I saw something... I saw God. Ok, it wasn't him, but suddenly the light blinded me.  He had goatee beard and swept back hair. OMG. He was so gorgeous and I realized that I was wearing a scruffy tracksuit and trainers that I had bought in Decathlon. But it I didn't upset me because GYM is a place to do aerobics or do exercise. It's not a CATWALK. So please stop taking selfies and wearing only sports bra. Oh, and don't look at me. I adore my flattering, old-fashioned tracksuit.

How to get bored in Poznań

Last week I had a really nice visit. My brother came over to spend some time with his clumsy sister. On friday I had tutoring so I caught the bus and... I twisted my ankle. Yes. I did it again. So my persistent character was the thing that I needed to bite the bullet and go on spending time with my brother.
I paid 30zł for two entrance tickets to vistit the best museum in Poznań. I have already realised that I had to work one hour to pay ... (I shouln't utter curses, hmm?) the entrance. One hour. Ok, it's not too much but if you have to explain something easy to a total idiot it will kill your neurons. So be careful, don't teach idiots :D
Let’s start from the beginning. We visited Blubry which is the 6D museum that... offers you nothing.
Specimens? Zero.
Artefacts? Zero.
You have to use tablet to listen to two legends and that´s all. No 2D,4D or 5D... Now I know how to make money without investing. 

Don't criticize meee

Last week I wrote a few words about Skeleton Tree. I should clarify a little misunderstanding. One of the purposes of art is to affect the audience, to purify souls. On the other hand, there is a thin line between what we can communicate to everyone and what we should share with our relatives. There is no need to state the obvious, but the privacy has disappeared.

Frankly speaking, now I'm complaining that I didn't want to participate in the festival of Cave's pain, but yesterday I felt disappointed, because Miasto 44 was such a boring movie. My friend from Peru watched that polish movie in his country. So I was expecting a great story, but the plot was predictable. I didn't identify with any character. What's more... The special effects were pathetic and... misused. I was sure that it would be a painful movie to watch, because the director was trying to tell a painful story. Once my mother told me that I watch too many movies. She's right. Ahh, she also  told me that I adore to criticize everything. I think that I will change the title of my blog...

"How to criticize masterpieces"