Sunday 29 January 2017

WAGS

WAGS - wife and girlfriends of sports stars.
I will define the abbreviation more precisely without being sarcastic. Wags are the elite of the hottest girls that you can imagine. They say that they have to represent his husbands the best they can...Hmm... They're like fruits.

Orange: orange skin
Watermelon: too sweet, nauseatingly sweet - you need to add some alcohol to bear the flavour. To bear the wag's behavior I recommend you a long drink or a shot -> if you know what I mean xd
Cherry: the stone that you take out is like a sample of wags brain. Microscopic, hard and useless.

Am I jealous? A wag always has a mansion with a back yard, front yard, vegetable garden, winter garden. That means... omg, so many fine gardeners :)
To conclude, as the fortune is increasing, their faces are getting prettier and the brain is... what brain?

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