Polish instagram girls

It makes me laugh when someone says "you don't need money to be stylish". The truth is that a credit card is the key that opens many doors. My facebook is inundated with photos of Instagram girls(I'm asking: why?! what have I done to be punished?!). More and more girls are becoming prettier, more stylish and  just"cooler" (and I'm in stuck in the middle of nowhere criticizing them and eating junk food). Insta girls are the new phenomena(/horror).

Some ruls that you have to follow if you want be a Polish insta girl:

1. You should build a solid wardrobe. You don't have to be a slave to fashion, but get a pricey swag to.. get on a trend. For example, buy some black string and put it around your neck. High fashion is an easy ride.

2. Post sexually-charged photos. My friend told me that in tinder world they have only a second to decide if you're a "babe" or a "troll".

3. Look gorgeous at the profile photo(yep, with a slap on your face). Obviously, lack of pores and spots is required. Use black-and-white filter to be more mysterious.

4. Food porn. Post photos of your dinner. If you eat something totally normal, sprinkle it with chive o  kale. Make it more stylish xd

Girls, don't get me wrong: be yourself, but don't go to the pubs where I normally go xd